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Fool by Christopher Moore6/2/2023 ![]() In turn, teeny Fool Pocket loses his virginity to the hands and mouth of a Rabelaisian anchoress in the convent of Dog Snogging where he was raised as an orphan. His nether parts are drooled over by the pubescent royal harem long before "donkey-donged nitwit" Drool ever appears on the scene. It is a dangerous world that Fool Pocket inhabits, but he is having fun too as his duties involve servicing Lear's daughters at various stages of their lives. ![]() She is beautiful, murderous, insatiable, while her younger sister Cordelia, issued from one Lear's later marriages, has an unusually raucous sense of humour. ![]() Regan, or "bunny cunny" in the Fool's all-licensed language, oozes sex. ![]() Drool either masturbates abstractedly in the palace laundry – he is eventually promoted to Royal Minister of Wank – or else, courtesy of Master Pocket, has bionic intercourse in the dark with Goneril and Regan, both under the mistaken impression that they are being bedded by a turbo-charged Edmund the Bastard. He is the sidekick of King Lear's ever-resourceful Fool, the irrepressible Pocket. Christopher Moore's Fool is a shaggy-dog story of rumpy-pumpy, a primal soup of violence and sex, the latter notably at the hands of a Quasimodo called Drool. ![]()
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